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[Jan. 25th, 2015|12:07 am] |
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| 039: CHEVY TO THE LEVEE. |
[Feb. 1st, 2010|05:02 pm] |
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Wellll Neopopopolis, it's been real. Let's see how close to graduation I can make it. |
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| 038: AIN'T TOO PROUD TO BEG. |
[Jan. 17th, 2010|09:00 pm] |
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Sooooo. WHO NEEDS SOMETHING TO DO. |
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| 037: FLY AWAY ON YOUR MYSTERY SHIP. |
[Jan. 15th, 2010|12:20 am] |
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I can't be the only one that remembers how stupid everyone looked last time they posted their last will(s) and testament(s), right. |
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| 036: YOU BETTER NOT POINT THAT THING UNLESS YOU MEAN TO SHOOT IT. |
[Jan. 8th, 2010|10:16 pm] |
LISTEN UP, SPACE CADETS.
[LOCKED TO STUDENTS + FACULTY - VON KYPHOS ON PAIN OF AN AWESOME CIRCUIT-EATING VIRUS.]
As far as I KNOW, we have the only vanilly villain that's chasing us. I posit we have a unique opportunity here. I propose we go off-book, if you will. Shred the playbook. Ad-lib.
aka use these giant plasma blasters I've just finished. y/n/vy?
WALLACE, FEEL FREE TO TAKE THE STAGE. |
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| 035: nothing. to. report. |
[Jan. 6th, 2010|02:34 am] |
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So here's the thing: I thought VILLAIN was about anarchy. Somebody needs to pop open a book now and again. A dictionary, even. I could accept a dictionary. |
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| 034. |
[Jan. 3rd, 2010|04:10 pm] |
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| 033: SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN. |
[Jan. 2nd, 2010|05:42 pm] |
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AW GEE, guys. Ain't the anticipation just KILLING you? 8) |
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| 032: I'M DREAMING OF A WHITE [...] |
[Dec. 24th, 2009|05:15 pm] |
LISTEN UP PICADILLOS, PANTOLOONS, AND GONDOLIERIES. This snow in science is all well and good, but we need something bigger. Something BETTER. Something outdoors. DON'T BEGRUDGE ME MY DESIRE FOR ABOMINABLE SNOWMEN, UNIVERSE; MAKE IT HAPPEN.
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| 031: YES SIR THAT'S MY BABY NO SIR I DON'T MEAN MAYBE |
[Dec. 20th, 2009|03:01 am] |
[LOCKED TO: DR. NORA]
YOUNG LADY UNLESS YOU ARE HIGH ON EPIDURALS AND AFTERBIRTH, YOU WILL ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW!!! :O |
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| 030: YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND. |
[Nov. 20th, 2009|06:20 pm] |
I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL. |
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| 029: NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. |
[Oct. 18th, 2009|06:39 am] |
WAIT. wait. i realize we're all reevaluating our respective places in the social strata of this petri dish we call life, but could i just BACK THE FUCK UP FOR A MOMENT PLEASE.
you're all AWARE there is a world outside this place, non? I MEAN, YOU ALL KNOW THERE ARE LAWS THAT APPLY TO YOU, YES? Laws that are meant to be flouted in a nonstandard and intelligent way, certainly, but LAWS OF WHICH YE SHOULD BE AWARE NONETHELESS.
Lesson one: lol alcohol to minors is a crime, SHOCKER. ik nobody gives a flying quark what you splatter all over the boards here, EVIDENTLY, and hey hey i'm all FOR inadvisable substance abuse at a young age, ho ho ho, but HAHAHA DON'T TELL ME ANY OF YOU WERE SURPRISED. |
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| 028: CAMPTOWN RACES; BET MY MONEY ON A BOBTAIL NAG. |
[Sep. 28th, 2009|12:53 pm] |
idk aboutyou guys but
OOOOOH that had to hurt. |
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| 027: I'LL HAVE THE BRAAAIIIINS, WAITER. |
[Sep. 3rd, 2009|03:18 am] |
mehh. |
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| 026: THIS TOWN ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO HOMICIDAL MANIACS. |
[Aug. 30th, 2009|11:21 pm] |
Stop me if you've heard this one before.
[OOC: some ten seconds after this is posted, nearly fifteen zombies rigged to the teeth with Ira's homemade bombs explode simultaneously, ripping through their surroundings. At this point, they've wandered to different points across campus. The damage, where permitted, is approaching catastrophic. Fortunately, it also took out a buttload (technical term) of zombies. You're--welcome?] |
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| 025. DO THE MONSTER MASH. |
[Aug. 28th, 2009|08:21 pm] |
fdsalkjg
ahhafhlksjdgsafHahahahahaha hHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHLFKSJADG;OIEF;JASG
SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS, THANK YOU MJ |
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| 024: DO YOU LOVE ME NOW THAT I CAN DANCE. |
[Aug. 18th, 2009|12:26 am] |
DATES DATES DATES. i'm so tired of this campus being all atwitter, both ~emotionally~ and electronically, about something colloquially known as prom. Tiiiime for a change of pace! A stress busting session, non?
bros.
hos.
those otherwise aligned:
NOW IS THE TIME, AS IT SO OFTEN IS, TO THROW OFF THE YOKE OF THE ESTABLISHMENT. the norm. the MAN. the EXPECTED must now become the UNEXPECTED.!
......which is to say, i'd prefer to announce now, in lieu of any further discomfort for all you lovely kitkats (OUR GREATEST FEARS LIE IN ANTICIPATION, HMMM?), that i shall NOT be taking a "DATE" to this THRILLING SHINDIG.
instead, i shall be filling a dance card in advance. You may reserve a place starting: now. :>
- _____Ivy Woods_____
- ____Mary Collins_____
- __Casey Challenger___
- __Courtney Christie___
- ____Molly James_____
- ___Coral Pearlman____
- _____Judy Dahl______
- ____Regina Ivanova___
- ___Claire Caulfield____
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| 023: I BECAME OBSESSED WITH OPERATION. |
[Aug. 12th, 2009|02:27 pm] |
ATTN: THIEVES AND HUMAN FLEAS
I WILL FIND WHO TOOK THE PROJECT. AND I WILL END YOU. OR AT THE VERY LEAST, MAKE THY LIFE A LIVING HELL.
return everything now and i will let you keep your hair. 8||||
also, oho, congrats science basketball friends. A SYMBOLIC VICTORY. |
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| 022: WITH HEARTS AND OTHER CERTAIN GLANDS. |
[Jul. 20th, 2009|11:26 pm] |
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the spongebob sponge bash has concluded. time to knock out a few motion-sensor laser fields, si? NO CHILD O MINE; NEVER AGAIN; GOD BLESS AMERICA; BREAST MILK IS BETTER THAN FORMULA OR SO I READ; HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT |
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| 021: GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF-- |
[Jul. 9th, 2009|11:39 pm] |
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JESUS H PATOOTIE, I'LL HANDLE IT. |
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