| 030: YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND. |
[Nov. 20th, 2009|06:20 pm] |
I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL. |
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| 029: NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. |
[Oct. 18th, 2009|06:39 am] |
WAIT. wait. i realize we're all reevaluating our respective places in the social strata of this petri dish we call life, but could i just BACK THE FUCK UP FOR A MOMENT PLEASE.
you're all AWARE there is a world outside this place, non? I MEAN, YOU ALL KNOW THERE ARE LAWS THAT APPLY TO YOU, YES? Laws that are meant to be flouted in a nonstandard and intelligent way, certainly, but LAWS OF WHICH YE SHOULD BE AWARE NONETHELESS.
Lesson one: lol alcohol to minors is a crime, SHOCKER. ik nobody gives a flying quark what you splatter all over the boards here, EVIDENTLY, and hey hey i'm all FOR inadvisable substance abuse at a young age, ho ho ho, but HAHAHA DON'T TELL ME ANY OF YOU WERE SURPRISED. |
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| 028: CAMPTOWN RACES; BET MY MONEY ON A BOBTAIL NAG. |
[Sep. 28th, 2009|12:53 pm] |
idk aboutyou guys but
OOOOOH that had to hurt. |
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| 027: I'LL HAVE THE BRAAAIIIINS, WAITER. |
[Sep. 3rd, 2009|03:18 am] |
mehh. |
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| 026: THIS TOWN ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO HOMICIDAL MANIACS. |
[Aug. 30th, 2009|11:21 pm] |
Stop me if you've heard this one before.
[OOC: some ten seconds after this is posted, nearly fifteen zombies rigged to the teeth with Ira's homemade bombs explode simultaneously, ripping through their surroundings. At this point, they've wandered to different points across campus. The damage, where permitted, is approaching catastrophic. Fortunately, it also took out a buttload (technical term) of zombies. You're--welcome?] |
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| 025. DO THE MONSTER MASH. |
[Aug. 28th, 2009|08:21 pm] |
fdsalkjg
ahhafhlksjdgsafHahahahahaha hHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHLFKSJADG;OIEF;JASG
SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS, THANK YOU MJ |
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| 024: DO YOU LOVE ME NOW THAT I CAN DANCE. |
[Aug. 18th, 2009|12:26 am] |
DATES DATES DATES. i'm so tired of this campus being all atwitter, both ~emotionally~ and electronically, about something colloquially known as prom. Tiiiime for a change of pace! A stress busting session, non?
bros.
hos.
those otherwise aligned:
NOW IS THE TIME, AS IT SO OFTEN IS, TO THROW OFF THE YOKE OF THE ESTABLISHMENT. the norm. the MAN. the EXPECTED must now become the UNEXPECTED.!
......which is to say, i'd prefer to announce now, in lieu of any further discomfort for all you lovely kitkats (OUR GREATEST FEARS LIE IN ANTICIPATION, HMMM?), that i shall NOT be taking a "DATE" to this THRILLING SHINDIG.
instead, i shall be filling a dance card in advance. You may reserve a place starting: now. :>
- _____Ivy Woods_____
- ____Mary Collins_____
- __Casey Challenger___
- __Courtney Christie___
- ____Molly James_____
- ___Coral Pearlman____
- _____Judy Dahl______
- ____Regina Ivanova___
- ___Claire Caulfield____
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| 023: I BECAME OBSESSED WITH OPERATION. |
[Aug. 12th, 2009|02:27 pm] |
ATTN: THIEVES AND HUMAN FLEAS
I WILL FIND WHO TOOK THE PROJECT. AND I WILL END YOU. OR AT THE VERY LEAST, MAKE THY LIFE A LIVING HELL.
return everything now and i will let you keep your hair. 8||||
also, oho, congrats science basketball friends. A SYMBOLIC VICTORY. |
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| 022: WITH HEARTS AND OTHER CERTAIN GLANDS. |
[Jul. 20th, 2009|11:26 pm] |
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the spongebob sponge bash has concluded. time to knock out a few motion-sensor laser fields, si? NO CHILD O MINE; NEVER AGAIN; GOD BLESS AMERICA; BREAST MILK IS BETTER THAN FORMULA OR SO I READ; HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT |
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| 021: GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF-- |
[Jul. 9th, 2009|11:39 pm] |
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JESUS H PATOOTIE, I'LL HANDLE IT. |
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| 020: WE REPRESENT THE LOLLIPOP KIDS. |
[Jul. 5th, 2009|10:16 pm] |
oh em gee, good fellows, I AM SO 2004/TOTALLY HOT.
the merits of keepin clean. PING, ZING, PINK.
( Alvin, Crowley, Tuesday, Guy, Coral. )
( Quintella. )
( Alyster. )
PS ---> there really ought to be a sore/unsore losers' party, am I right or am I right? |
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| 019: SHOW US YOUR HAND. |
[Jun. 29th, 2009|10:33 am] |
Ohhh gossip mongery bongery, you disappoint me! Firstly, that little poll was merely a starting point, a testing of the waters, if you will, NOT our ~~platform~~. Our true goals lie in uniting the fractured mirror of this school into a big reflective cohesive unit, ultimately resulting in seven years of good luck and a dash of chaotic revelry to boot, give or take. Mental stimulation is the most important, AFTER ALL! If a thorough and SEARCHING examination of your own future political desires (or lack thereof: I mean, reallyy) doesn't make you sick of all this rigamarole (NO POISONING PUN INTENDED), I shed a metaphorical tear for you. I'd shed a real one, BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN SPARE THE MOISTURE.
Now, time for pig questing.
And as an aside, the little CRACK about INVITATIONS was the most transparent ATTEMPT TO THROW THOSE SO INCLINED OFF YOUR TRAIL (sadly, I am not one of them) I have eeeeeeeever seen. good luck w/that, tho! :D |
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| 018: WHERE LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL ALL THE TIME. |
[Jun. 23rd, 2009|12:33 pm] |
DARLINGS. As you may or may not be aware, Alvin Greenthistle and I are running for president et vice presidente of the silky-smooth bundle of dysfunction we lovingly call a student body. Where "It's Neopolis" is a plausible excuse for everything, where your term paper was totally about the impact of modern terrorism on evil villainy, where you wish that perfect dress came in flame-retardant chiffon. WHAT DIVERSITY (!); what fabulous chaos. We do so love you, ooh ooh, it's true; in fact, we love you so much that we laugh at you as much as we laugh at ourselves. THIS IS WHY WE ASK:
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES. I, for one, promise a campaign so transparent you'll be morally scandalized by its idealogical nakedness. |
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| 017: DO YOU BELIEVE IN IRA KAZAN? |
[Jun. 17th, 2009|06:03 pm] |
I hear a beautiful sound, wafting at us from the future. It is melodic---not unlike the ribbit of a froggy. O citizenry, take heart and listen!
It says veep. veep veep. veep veep veep.
veeeep. |
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| 016. GOOD AFTERNOON BOILS AND GHOULS. |
[Jun. 6th, 2009|02:54 am] |
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| 015. THAT'S RIGHT YOU'RE NOT FROM TEXAS. |
[May. 25th, 2009|01:43 pm] |
a plane: i am on it. |
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| 014. HOLD MY HEART IN YOUR HANDS AND SQUEEZE. |
[May. 17th, 2009|07:19 pm] |
I AM IN CAPTIVITY.
oh, excuse me, ~isolation~
I DO NOT HAVE THE PLAGUE, though perhaps I am a carrier. Who wants to test that theory by paying me a visit? falksjgsfasfa all i know is i have cabin fever and quarantine is not the cure. IF I DON'T HAVE THE QUEEN, I NEED MY FLIMFLAMSWAMPLOVINGFUCKINGASSHOLERYSTARSPANGLED LAB LKFJSALG OH GOD WHAT I WOULD GIVE FOR A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR
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| 013: MAMA TOLD ME NOT TO COME. (to Elizabethan England!) |
[May. 1st, 2009|09:57 pm] |
AND I THOUGHT FINALS WERE GREAT.
BEST DAY EVER.
thank you, professor twirly bustleton, for this epic level of fail. It is so fail it extends the limits of fail to become TRULY PRODIGIOUSLY AWESOME. Fawesome. AIL. hahahaha.
PROSTITUTES PEANUTS HORSES JOUSTING flskdjalgkjsldfkj IS THAT A QUEEN |
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[Apr. 29th, 2009|08:05 pm] |
so much science, so little sleep, SO MANY TESTS
YOU GUYS
I LOVE FINALS f;lskdajdglkjfsdflkjsa |
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| 011. THE ILLEST VILLAINS. |
[Apr. 21st, 2009|09:55 pm] |
AHAHAH oh wow i am so sick
i was always sure jaundice would take me in the end, i will be honest. SOMEONE FETCH ME THE PLANS FOR THAT RICKETYTARDED TIME MACHINE because i am feeling loopy as is.
IN OTHER NEWS, THOSE OF YOU THAT REQUESTED GIGGEDTY-GADGETS......check yo mailboxes. quickly. idk if they want me sending flamethrowers through the school post system anymore. |
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